From the tommEE pickles mailbag:
I got this email a couple of weeks ago, pure genius.

From: shi pa <shipaya@hotmail.com>
To: "tommEE@evilgenius.net" <tommEE@evilgenius.net>
Subject: you phreak! look!

hey, what a poor man! what the hell ya doing there?just jerking around everyday? you look like a real psycho
what a freak! i'm a mannager of chat site.
http://www.kailove.com/chat/ecafe/
you also need to take a new leaf through chat. kekekeke
your butt and shithead is out of shape and not in full swing.
hey, fuckin man! you're just like dave in a deep shit. and look cocky.
how about being here hehehehe

our site is safe from hacking and even cracking. you can't hack here either.
i believe you will be better through this chat room, shitty pervert kekeke
bye see you. i hope you'll see again, fob hhh